This should be interesting.  I made some notes about two weeks ago on my Palm about a dream and I am just now getting a chance to reconstruct it here.  

In my dream I was living in an eclectic gift shop that I was also running.  There were lots of wire shelves, with uneven thickness.  It seems I was selling mostly furniture...but the most unique piece was a huge wooden wardrobe shaped like a womans body.  It was dressed in a lavender silk dress with lots of lace and a narrow corset.  From the back though it was actually a dress, and the shoulders of a woman.  

Her skin was very pale and doughy, the corsett cut into it.  You could open the laces and make more room inside for clothes.  Once the laces were open you could see a thick zipper running down the length of her bare back, and I knew you would unzip it and put clothes inside...but I didn't want to look when someone pulled the zipper down.

I sold a poster.  But when I tried to run the customers card through the machine it was denied because it was a school card.


Then I was in an ampitheatre and I was going to undergo a Jedi test.  (Told you I have been reading too many Star Wars novels).  I was sitting on a shelf with Yoda who was actually a giant stuffed panda bear and we were going to try to deflect all of these incoming balls.  Instead, the creepy man with a long thin black mustache held up a tray with tiny pots of orchids that bloomed into bloodsucking butterfly blooms that then morphed into having bodies like praying mantis.

I was wearing a navy blue hoodie, and I slipped a sample of the insect flower pollen into my pocket.